Hotwell Homes is here for YOU!

Born from a simple dream, Hotwell Homes has one mission in mind: Ensuring that all homeowners feels safe
and protected within their neighborhood. SHOULD an interdimensional threat break into your home, and PRESS
you for all your belongings, Hotwell Homes has you covered. Our state of the art, lifelike house-coverings will
scare away any villains within a 5 mile radius, and then some. Mimicking THE function of scarecrow basics,
you will have the choice of our wide selection of animal shapes to surround your home. From Lions to Bears,
Elephants and Snakes, or even an itsy SPIDER, all coverings are guaranteed to deter criminal activity with 99%
efficiency.
Additional Services include:
- Defensive Water Turret (Elephant Exclusive)
- Ventilation Shafts
- Emergency Hero Service Contact Line
Contact us today for your consultation via the Contact Page.